You have the smallest penis I’ve ever seen. And I was wondering… since you have the smallest dick ever, do you produce the smallest load ever? LOL! I mean when you jerk off, how much comes out? Is it like a drop or two? LOL! I want to see, I want you to show me your tiny little load. I wanna see you jerk your itty bitty dick and then I wanna see you spurt your tiny little dick load. I want to see how embarrassingly pathetic your little load is. I don’t even think you could get a girl pregnant.
Does your sex life suck? I’m sure it does. No girl in her right mind would want to be fucked by your itty bitty wittle dick. Well at least not good looking girls like me. Hot girls just don’t want little dick losers. Real men like to blow their huge loads on girls’ faces. I wonder what it would be like if you tried that? LOL! And like two drops came out! LOL! She would laugh at you! It would be so fucking pathetic. Personally I like to have my face plastered with cum. And you could never do that loser!
So tell me and be honest, how much comes out of that tiny little penis? I’ll bet your orgasms are so unsatisfying. I mean your dick is so small you can barely touch it, and then when you cum, it’s over in a second, one little drop. Wow it must be awful. Your sex life and your masturbation habit must both completely suck.
Your ittty bitty dick just ruins your life. It controls your mind, no one wants to touch it, you can barely get a hold of it, and then it barely spurts. So fucking sad. Now show me that little load so I can laugh in your face about it. C’mon jerk it, I’ll show you how with my little pinky. Oh yea, you love jerking that itty bitty dicklette with your two fingers. It feels so good. Now cum, show me that tiny little load so I can laugh in your face. It’s not even a load, it’s a drop.